Dell Announces Job-Cutting Jamboree!

Dell has just announced they’ll be cutting roughly 6,650 jobs as PC sales continue to drop. To celebrate this great news, Dell is throwing a job-cutting jamboree! The fun will begin sometime this summer, if all goes according to plan.

What Kind of Job-Cutting Jamboree?

This Dell job-cutting jamboree will feature:

• Fun Firing Games! Hit a bullseye on the firing range and beat the high score for a special prize.
• Talent Show Bonanza! Join in a lip sync battle and show us your best Huey Lewis & The News impersonation. Winner gets a modest cash prize!
• Live Music! Because almost every party needs live music, we have the dynamic duo Dr. Seuss & The Cat in The Hat, who will be playing their upbeat comedy rock tunes!

Who’s Invited to the Jamboree?

This job-cutting jamboree is open to anyone who is being laid off from Dell. We know that these cuts can be painful and we want to invite all of our departing colleagues to come join us and celebrate their achievements with some fun, laughs, and live music!

Where Can I Sign Up?

Sign-up for the jamboree is easy; just show up to Dell Headquarters with a box, a suitcase, and your biggest smile. After all, it’s important to keep a positive attitude in these times of upheaval!

So, if you’d like to join Dell in a raucous job-cutting jamboree, don’t wait! Start packing your boxes, grab your suitcase, and join us in celebrating some new beginnings!